My daughter received a Banzai™ Wigglin’ Waterpillar™ for her birthday. I faithfully present to you the “Safety Checklist”:
Setup:
- Before set up: Check under and around Wigglin’ Waterpillar™ for sharp objects, rocks, sticks, lawn sprinklers or any other object that can cause injury or damage to the product. Set up on flat lawn surface, free of depressions or high spots.
- The product should be at least 10 feet (305 cm) away on all slides from trees, walls holes, garden equipment, pools and other objects.
- Connect a standard water hose (not included) to the attachment on the base of base.
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After Use:
- Turn off water hose when product is not in use.
- Detach garden hose.
- Do not store Wigglin’ Waterpillar™ until all parts are completely dry, away from children, to prevent suffocation.
This is exactly how the instructions appeared. Any and all typos have been faithfully reproduced. I have only left out the “Use” section as it wasn’t very funny.
